Sunday, July 31, 2011

How Hot Is It?

How hot is it?  It is so hot and dry that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinklin, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rainchecks and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!

How hot is it?  A man in Arkansas said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

How hot is it?  Just this week on my corner, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog!

How hot is it?  Near our city lake they caught a 20 lb. catfish that had ticks on it! 

In Tulsa County a farmer said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen. 

How hot is it?

                It's so hot that I'm not movin from this spot til it cools off!

Now that's HOT!!!!


Postnote: Today the heat index got to 121 degrees.  I'm taking a few days off from blogging in hopes of finding someplace to cool off.  See ya when I get back.  Tsk, tsk.


Miz Liz said...

That's Mighty Hot!!!!

I don't blame you from moving from that cozy spot :)

Carol said...

Cute post! I see the forecast calls for 111 degrees on a couple of days next week. Unbelievable!


Ninny said...

Oh how funny!!! The fire hydrant is the one that really tickled my funnybone!

Gloria said...

Oh dear, so sorry about the heat!

Ina in Alaska said...

Good sense of humor will get you through this hot mess. Fun jokes - Poor Rocky looks so forlorn! See you when you return.

Mel said...

Oh my, that is hot. I hope you find somewhere to cool off and fast!!

JackDaddy said...

It's not even that hot here! Stay cool.

Sush said...

Hi There,
Your sis sent me happy she did! Love your blog and I'll be sticking around to read all your lovely posts! Hope you get a break in the temps...we have for the past two days anyway. Today it is supposed to begin another climb. UGH!

I welcome you to my list of reads and hope you get the time to visit/join me.


Oklahoma Granny said...

I'm hopin' you found that cool place. Today's (Tues) high is supposed to be 112. Tomorrow's high - an incredible 114! And we're headed to Branson. It'll be fun though. I'll have my Chilly Pads with me.