How hot is it? It is so hot and dry that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinklin, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rainchecks and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!
How hot is it? A man in Arkansas said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
How hot is it? Just this week on my corner, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog!
How hot is it? Near our city lake they caught a 20 lb. catfish that had ticks on it!
In Tulsa County a farmer said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
How hot is it?
It's so hot that I'm not movin from this spot til it cools off!
Now that's HOT!!!!
Postnote: Today the heat index got to 121 degrees. I'm taking a few days off from blogging in hopes of finding someplace to cool off. See ya when I get back. Tsk, tsk.